Spare Change
The cost of the recent California tanker-truck inferno is currently said to be $14.3 million and rising.
...There’s no word yet if the guys who made the conspiracy theory classic Loose Change are investigating this incident, since they pushed the idea that fire can’t damage steel. If they need some help in forming a conspiracy theory for this, I’ll offer one:
...California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger had explosives planted on the freeway and the tanker crash was just a ruse because, as Loose Change showed us, metal would never lose its structural integrity in fire. In addition—in order to ensure the freeway’s collapse—Arnie had a missile fired at the overpass. Witnesses might suggest otherwise, but we can’t believe them because they’re part of the conspiracy.
...Schwarzenegger planned this incident because he’s planning on garnering more votes from union workers who will now get work in rebuilding the destroyed freeway.
...Maybe I’ll do my own documentary on this. I’ll call it Spare Change.
References
▪ San Jose Mercury News
▪ Freeway photo is © Associated Press
...There’s no word yet if the guys who made the conspiracy theory classic Loose Change are investigating this incident, since they pushed the idea that fire can’t damage steel. If they need some help in forming a conspiracy theory for this, I’ll offer one:
...California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger had explosives planted on the freeway and the tanker crash was just a ruse because, as Loose Change showed us, metal would never lose its structural integrity in fire. In addition—in order to ensure the freeway’s collapse—Arnie had a missile fired at the overpass. Witnesses might suggest otherwise, but we can’t believe them because they’re part of the conspiracy.
...Schwarzenegger planned this incident because he’s planning on garnering more votes from union workers who will now get work in rebuilding the destroyed freeway.
...Maybe I’ll do my own documentary on this. I’ll call it Spare Change.
References
▪ San Jose Mercury News
▪ Freeway photo is © Associated Press
